Man you talk about bling-bling, how about an MP3 player that will set you back 25 thousand pounds? Proclaiming "Wealth is a beautiful thing" the douglas.j company wants to get you connected with some serious hardware and at the same time disconnect you from some of that long green. This company's product is so exclusive, that if you want to read about the specs of this device you need to apply for a Hansel&Gretel gold card for 88 dollars first!
**Update**According to the website Luxist here are
the specs: It has a 1GB drive, plays videos, works with MP1, MP2, MP3, MPX,
JPG, WMA, ASF, WAV, and AV formats. The D.J. Presidential is created by singer
Xavier Aeon and purchasing the mp3 player gets you entrance into Class 85, a
small group of clubs (one, the Soho Lounge, so far) that offer benefits to Class
85 members. **end of update**
Affordable only to a select few, such as the webmaster of a large optical drive news website, the company also provides a discreet hand delivery service. This is important to maintain the secrecy of the whereabouts of such important clientel, for "security reasons", as we can read in this direct quote from the prestigious douglas.j page:
"The Presidential is the most expensive media player in the world and it sets the tone for a whole new level of prestige. When we first considered creating a luxury media player, we realised that it had to be more than just beautiful; we would need the finest components, and the most advanced technology. The final product was an instrument both advanced and breathtaking. The Presidential is something that everyone wants to have but few can afford.
Features
There is a choice between white gold and yellow gold for the exterior. Once the colour has been decided, you then choose a diamond configuration from our Hansel&Gretel™ range. In terms of distribution, we deliver the Presidential to your door using our own private escort. Once you own a Presidential you can enter into our VIP club where you gain access to a range of benefits and can organise services such as maintenance and insurance."
So many decisions, so little time.....
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